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Is the proper word here ‘squeezed’ or ‘squozen’?
my Nutrition professor trying to describe peristalsis
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rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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amazign:

i am one hell of a woman and you should all be fucking terrified of me

Posted 19 minutes ago

suckmymara:

discriminateagainstnerds:

suckmymara:

okay someone needs to draw Celty but with Mami’s head

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god bless

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standardoddity:

thatbipolarshinigami:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

Like a dirigible

I have died

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son-of-a-motherless-goat:

quo-fomo:

doctor-professor-smith:

indigo-sach:

blainewarblr:

penis

penisn’t

vagina

vagouta

anus

anyou

blowjob

blowunemployed

fuck
fmeck

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inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

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