Posted 8 hours ago
everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’
how sad would that be
Posted 9 hours ago
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
Posted 9 hours ago
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago
Someone broke into my house today!
THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES OHMYGOD
omg
NEYO HOY MEENOY
(Source: the-cunning-stunt)
Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 11 hours ago
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
(via plasticbags)
(Source: tealeafprincess)
Posted 11 hours ago
ARE THERE ANY CYBERPUNKS OUT THERE
LOG IN IF U ARE THERE I NEED A LINE TO THE DATA GRID
dude didn’t you hear
the data grid is on lockdown we’ve all moved to the ｃｙｂｅｒｓｐｈｅｒｅ
IVE GOT ALL SORTS OF CODES FROM CYBERDYNE AND CTU IM GOING TO COMPARE NOTES IN DREAMWEAVER AND IMPORT THEM INTO NOTEPAD
THERE WAS A GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM ABORT ABORT
OH SHIT HANG ON I’LL CHANGE THE DIRECTIVE AND SEND A LOSSLESS JPEG TO FRIENDSTER IF YOU CAN REROUTE IT TO MSPAINT
IS ANYONE ELSE EXPERIENCING NETWORKING DIFFICULTIES PLEASE RESPOND
Posted 11 hours ago
IDK IF THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE BUT I JUST HAD TO;AKSLJD
(Source: moanochrome)
Adorable, yet evil. I don't even like humanity, but humans as individuals are pretty cool sometimes.Plus, I'm just one awesome bro.
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