If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:
call you names tell you weird and personal details about myself say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb type in caps a lot. If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and: talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts share funny photos from my tumblr dash actually tell you when i’m upset try to make conversation with you just generally act really silly when I’m in a...
i want to poog here: teppelin: the descriptions... →
teppelin: the descriptions for objects in katamari games are probably the best part Check Book — “A book filled with numbers. People smile or cry reading this book. It must be a very good novel.” Handcuffs — “If you do something really bad these may be used on you! Or if you are good…”
davesmagicnotes: toodledoot: ...
unironicgoth: HE TALKED TO ME
watchtheskytonight: richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her that boy is of the future
thatssowritingdesk: When you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care (that much) about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is
Me when something good happens to my OTP: I'M DYING
Me when something bad happens to my OTP: I'M DYING
10 yr old me: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
current me: spills cereal on self
bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
tumblino: don’t feel bad or be afraid to draw yourself as a princess or a goddess or in a million fantasy settings self indulgence is self celebration and that’s important being able to enjoy YOURSELF as the center of attention is a wonderful thing and never apologize dont be scared of yourself in the spot light because this is only on paper
traffy: If you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that there’s probably an alternate timeline where you fucked up so bad that you’re already dead.
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: hey you know who’s cute today? you you know who’s cute every day? you
meggannn: thatlonelybarricade: videohall: Bird reacts to dubstep #best four seconds of my life tbh
kauvera: supernatural-aka-tearsandgay: wiener-cest: demeaniac: STOP SCROLLING straighten your back, mate NOW GO ON woah thanks i really needed that today tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever...
voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there